Ok I’ve been here before when...

Ok I’ve been here before when I was a lot younger and so I decided to stop by and see if anything changed. Only thing that changed was that the girls got worse. First they have a 2 drink minimum. I couldn’t get through my second drink fast enough. There was this overweight dancer trying to be friendly and claiming that she used to be a cheerleader. When she danced on stage she got all sweaty and was already breathing heavy and heaving before the second song. The other dancers weren’t much better either.