Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Monday night a week and a half ago. I'm not sure I can say anything positive about the club after having my expectations set so high from some of the other reviews. Here's a few thoughts. One, print out the coupon to avoid the cover. Two, this is all girl next door types. No real hotties and a complete absence of silicone. Some tattoos and piercings if that's your thing. Three, the two-for-ones are a joke. Seriously, they just cut the songs in half. The three dancers I had all conceded that without any disagreement. Did two VIP's--complete waste of a hundred bucks each. The second one hinted at more mileage for another $100, but heck I thought I was gonna have some fun paying the first hundred. No dice. The only positive I can say about the place is that after dropping some cash on a bottled water the rest were free. I think I gave the bartender a $1 tip for each, but that was a plus. Okay, so that and the free entrance with coupon are a plus. Oh yeah, in my first VIP, I took a test drive first. Tried to play with her chest only to be told that was what the VIP room was for. Headed to the VIP room, paid my money, music starts, started to put my hands on her chest only to be told to not do that because she was ticklish on her chest. Kid you not. Seriously? Unbelievable! She then proceeded to seriously damage my male area with high pressure grinding. The uncomfortable and painful kind. Ugh. Definitely not planning on a return visit any time soon.