I’ve been to King of Diamonds...

I’ve been to King of Diamonds on a weekend before, so this time I went on their infamous Monday Night Fight Night. I got there a little after midnight and the late arriving crowd wasn’t there yet, the place was only 30% full. The had a ring set up in front of the main stage, but nothing else going on with it. I’m good friends with a stripper there and she mentioned there was some problems with the permit for that night. Nevertheless it was still a good night in terms of dancers. A lot of thoroughbred stallions were in the place and a lot of fun is to be had if your money is up. 3 stages are spread out throughout the club and on this night stage 3 furthest from the door was best. Lot of girls do insane tricks like hanging from the building underroof 3 stories (30 ft. high) and come sliding down into a handstand or reverse into a split. They need insurance! King of Diamonds doesn’t have good value though. I have plenty of money, but still think it’s as expensive as a Vegas strip club. Drinks are tiny and $10 for a mix. Bottle service is the only way to get a good seat (There is no tipping rail here). Dances on the main floor are $10 but they are only semi-lap dances with occasionally grinding. Dances in the back VIP get expensive as you have to pay the door girl $25 then pay the dancer $20 per song! Damn! Anyways, I guess it’s a recession, because it’s usually not a place that’s big on “other” out of club services…but times are changing. If you’ve never been, you still have to experience the Walmart of Strip Clubs.