I went to the FL on...

I went to the FL on a Wednesday night, $10 cover charge. The $10 gets you a token, which you immediately put into a turnstile right out of a bad subway station in the Bronx in the 80s. Through the door, you immediately see one of the bars in front of you and the bathrooms to the left. For some reason there was a bouncer guarding the bathroom door. Beers were expensive, I think $8.

I was told this was a particularly slow night, so I was constantly shooing away waitresses, backrub girls, and strippers. A tall, very attractive african american stripper tried to work me every 10 minutes or so, coming over, rubbing herself all over me, and and one point whispered in my ear "why don't you get a backrub from one of the girls and I can join you and give you a happy ending". I chose not to partake, but got lap dances ($25 each) from 2 girls on purpose, and then am pretty sure I was getting hustled by a third.

An older (maybe 35?), very drunk appearing, white girl with perky C cups and fake everything planted her ass on my lap. She demanded I order her shots, which I politely declined at first. Eventually I told the waitress to order her a shot and I would get a beer. So the drinks come over, and I am pretty sure she turned away from me to put something in the shot, which she proceeded to try to pour down my throat. Nice, huh? When I closed my mouth, the shot drenched me and she seemed shocked. After cleaning up in the bathroom, I came out to her standing right there and trying to sell me a lapdance. Ummm, no thanks, whore? SHe then offered a freebie if I didn't tell the manager, who I am pretty sure was standing right there. Against my better judgement, I folded and went into the back for a pretty crappy dance where I had to hear about her crappy drug induced life.