From the outside this place has...

From the outside this place has the looks of a great club. Sadly, the way the club is run, doomed me to pretty much the worst experience I’ve ever had at a strip club.

It started out well enough with free admission and two for one drinks before 8pm – I arrived at 7:45pm. I got a bucket chocked full of ice and six beers for $15; very reasonable. Inside the club it is well decorated and sports comfortable chairs, with real cushy chairs right next to the stage. So far so good! But then I noticed the blonde dancer on the stage; she way out of shape. Oh boy, this didn’t look good. Could all the girls be this bad and that’s why there were only roughly half a dozen customers in the club on a Saturday night? Fortunately, it was the blonde’s last song, so I thought it could only get better from here.

Well it went downhill even further when no replacement dancer showed up and the blonde left the stage empty for roughly 10 minutes. I thought it was a law in the clubs that the girl on stage didn’t leave until the next girl arrived. No so here, as this happened between every set – 10 minutes or so of dead stage. Incredible! When the next dancer finally arrived she was in fact better, not particularity attractive (to me), but at least she was in reasonable shape.