Although there have been so many...

Although there have been so many reviews written of this legendary gentlemens club on this site, I thought I'd give my two cents on the subject. I don't normally give reviews about strip clubs, but after my Rhino experience, I must tell you that it was one of my most memorable ones to date. The club is a short ride away from the main Strip which is a big plus. Call the number on the website and ask for a free limo ride and within 15 minutes a driver will come to pick you up at your hotel. Upon rolling up to the back entrance, a bouncer will pat you down and run a metal detector through your clothes to ensure that you aren't carrying any weapons. Since this establishment serves alcohol, you need to have an ID to verify proof of being over 21. Once they verified I wasn't packing heat or carrying a shiv, I walked towards the door with a nervous anticipation, put my hand on the handle, held my breath for a brief moment, and opened...........

What was there to greet me were a group of dancers that were amazingly beautiful to behold. Their bodies looked like they just came off the cover of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model - tight, curvy, and nicely toned. The physical club seemed really open with a lot of small tables and chairs mixed in on the main central area. There were two bar areas that serviced everyone's alcoholic brew of choice. There were also cocktail waitresses that went around servicing client's needs on the main area of the club. The one negative about this club is that it's really dark, almost to the point of not being comfortable. I didn't take the time to mingle with the girls at the back entrance as they seem like the type who would pounce on easy prey, especially one who happened to be traveling solo that night. I looked for any open spot so I could sit down, relax, and take in the club's ambiance. For a Thursday night/early morning this place was alive and pulsating. Every corner was packed with guys being talked up sweet by delicious angels waiting to give them a piece of the action. It was so packed that I went around the club twice and did not find a single seat available; it was literally standing room only. A dancer tried to grab a hold of my jacket in an attempt to sweet talk me into a dance but I really wanted to just sit down and grab a drink. I finally found an open spot in the bar and sat down.

I ordered two Coronas while waiting for the opportunity to find the right lady to converse. There was an amazing variety of dancers of different ethnicity but they all had one thing in common - they were pretty much all knockouts. The one thing I noticed was that a lot of these girls made obvious enhancements to their bodies, most notably breast augmentation(not that I complained since I like boobs) Now for the uninitiated regular lap dances cost $20 which don't really give you much mileage. The only way to roll at the Rhino is go for broke with VIP dances. VIP dances are broken into $100 3 song dances, $200 half hour dances, and $400 one hour dances. The $200 and $400 dollar dances come with champagne service(this is an extra cost) In short, VIP dances in this club are not for the faint of heart money-wise but worth every penny. After spurning the advances of a few dancers, I was approached by a tall leggy brunette who took me into the $200 VIP area where we had a great time with each other. I ended up spending more than I thought I would but in the end I left with a smile on my face and a great story to tell. Now I could go on to tell you the juicy details of what we did but I think you all should do yourselves a great favor and go experience the Rhino yourself. Go with a lot cash in hand as I hear ATM machines have steep fees and people have had issues with being overcharged using credit cards. Have fun and soon you'll be able to write your own story about an amazing Rhino experience.