I made my quarterly visit to...

I made my quarterly visit to "The Bird" as the locals call it last Friday afternoon. The club itself was very dead when I arrived, maybe 3 other customers around. There appeared to be about 4-5 dancers on shift, though there could have been more hiding out in the dressing room. The legendary "drink hustle" was in full effect but that doesn't even faze me anymore. A firm "no thank you" usually sends the waitress away until the next dancer moves in. Sometimes she'll reply with "oh come on, buy the lady a drink" and a second "no thank you" does the trick. Anyway, back to the club itself....it's your typical SC with a center stage and lots of flashing lights. It's neither a dive nor a palace and is pretty comfortable IMHO.

After arriving I took a seat on one of the outer benches and tables against the wall and was greeted by All*n*, a hot brunette in her mid twenties with nice bolt ons. I've had dances with her during my past visit and her mileage is not stellar but she's sexy and gives a sensual dance so I figured she's good for a couple warm up dances. Of course she tried to upsell me to the VIP area and I was interested but kept asking her what we could do there that we couldn't do in the regular $10 area and she wouldn't give me a straight answer. With that I decided to keep looking and see what else was available. Upon returning back to the seating area I was approached by S@ndr@ who had a Puerto Rican look to her. She immediately gave me the "Flamingo Handshake" and cut right to the chase about what she wanted to do...again pushing VIP. I opted instead for 3 of the $10 dances and she did everything she could to show me a good time given the limits of privacy. She also really got into the dance and appeared to enjoy herself, or be a great actress =) After that the third dancer I met, S@sh@ greeted me in the same way and clearly outlined what was on the agenda. Finally I relented and agreed to the 4/$100 VIP booth where she met and exceeded all expectations! I was impressed with her full customer service and will definitely return when funds allow.