I went here last Sunday evening...

I went here last Sunday evening and the parking lot was absolutely full. I was surprised because I expected it to be fairly slow on Sunday. When I got inside I noticed that the North room was jam packed full of people watching some sort of televised sporting event. The South room with the bar and 4 or 5 small stripper stages was virtually empty. There may have been 10 customers and 8 dancers in the whole place. That is not much for a room that can hold a couple of hundred people on a Friday or Saturday night.

It soon became clear that OG did not field the "A" team on this particular night. Nearly all of the dancers were 20 to 50 lbs. overweight. My first dance was from a high mileage gal who didn't make any sense conversationally speaking. She must have been high on something. I just couldn't connect with her on any intellectual level. She wasn't fat, but she sported a lumpy boob job. One dance with her was enough for me.

Next I hooked up with a plump brunette who promised everything but gave very little. Every time I thought we were getting somewhere she would quote the "8-second rule." It seems that she has to change positions every 8 seconds lest she be arrested and lose her dancing license. I've never heard of that rule before and certainly none of the other dancers paid any attentio to it. After two dances and countless excuses from the chubby brunette, I sent her away.