I recently visited Mons Venus for...

I recently visited Mons Venus for the first time, despite having lived in the Tampa area for 13 years - I normally stay in Pasco/Pinellas County. Mons is so famous, I expected a really glitzy, and large building, ala Oz. Wrong - the place is tiny and unassuming, though clean and comfortable. I expected Playboy rejects, with lots of bleached blondes and acres of silicon. Wrong - the girls were beautiful and very natural, mostly brunettes and not a fake boob in sight. Most acted like college girls earning tuition money, and while they were pushy - face it, all strippers making their living on lap and private dances are, they were respectful and polite. There were more girls in the place than guys, and by visiting on a weeknight I appeared to avoid the throngs of 18-21 y.o. guys that a non-alcohol place in Hillsborough County permits. I had a great time, ended up with a very young, lithe brunette (forget the name)with very small, but shapely breasts, a great butt and gorgeous skin. She was friendly, we had 4 "private" dances in the non-VIP area off to one side. There was major contact, convincing feigned enjoyment, and a good time had by me. I would strongly suggest a visit, especially if you have the same preconceptions of this icon of a strip club as I had.