Smile Lounge
4348 Telephone Rd Houston, TX 77087

My first foray into the hostess...

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treetopsman
Nov 9, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

My first foray into the hostess clubs on Telephone road. Stopped by about 7 PM. There were two,ther guys in there sitting at the bar, both middle aged, both had...well...girls sitting with them. Then the bartender walks up and asks me what I wanted. She was a solid 8. I said I wanted her, but she said. " to drink". I ordered a beer, $3, and sat down to see the goings on.

There was a fat younger girl sitting at the bar fondling the one customer, and a skinny old one just kind of teasing the other guy. Seriously, none of these women were over a rating of 3. Of course, an old fat one comes over to have a drink with me. I took one for the team and ordered a drink. We discussed private dances, but I was not turned on in the least by her.

The pace itself has a long L shaped bar, a couple of TVs showing sports, a bunch of security cams on the parking lot, a pool table and some couches in the back. Beer is cheap and cold, but the hostesses were not very hot.

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