This place is clean enuf for...

This place is clean enuf for quarter long necks. Seriously 25cent longnecks. That's the only reason I'd go back. They just brought the whole 18 pack to our table for $5. It was either a sunday or monday night We prety much had our pick of seating. Pervert row was a bad choice. The stage spins but I don't think the dancer knew that and fell. After that you gotta give her more than a dollar. The other girls that were working were super pushy. Understandably since there were few other patrons. which is also understandable. The only thing worse than a pregnant stripper is one that's too drunk to speak. They had a few of both. Id guess there were 8 girls/grandmas running around that night. The 2 best looking in the place were the bartender and dj. And only 5's tops. Dollar dances and $15 privates would have been a great deal from a moderately attractive woman - just didn't see any. Decided to call it a night after drinking half a case of warm beer ( see delivery method above ) and a round of shots. I think the grand total for three of us was under 50 bux and we were out to PARTY. Here's a tip for entertainers, if we don't want a dance but tip you any way, that's not a dick move. Don't give us shit about it. Personally I was just as entertained by the unprofessionalism of this place as being in a real sc.