OK I haven't been in here...

OK I haven't been in here for over a year. That should tell you something.

The reasons:

1. I don't smoke. You could die in here from a single visit

2. Almost no privacy. You're paying for a private dance and guys are sitting to your left and right oogling for free, on your dime. (maybe this has changed)

3. At best, the girls here are a 5 during the day. I suspect they are better at night but I doubt I'll risk going in without a respirator. (now that should stir up the doorguy)