So, I finally made it to...

So, I finally made it to Cadillacs. Originally I wanted to go to the Mens Club, but the cabdriver from the hotel convinced me to go to Cadillacs. Was totally unprepared, so i ended up agreeing to pay the cabdriver from the hotel (Presidente) to stay with me for the night for MXN 350. Brought some cash and left the rest in the hotel. When we arrived there was no entrance fee, but a very strong suggestion to leave a tip already for the doorguys. Left a few bucks. Got escorted to a table right next to the stage and ordered a MXN 200 Corona. It was pretty quiet, I think there were maybe ten other people (it was around 10pm). The dances on the stage were, I hope due to the lack of audience pretty boring and uninspired. As I was the only one in the place without someone one my side yet, I got approached by several women, including an old one who was trying to sell other girls' dances. I was hoping to find a girl who speaks English, but there weren't any. I don't speak much Spanish, so after sending away about 3 OK looking girls, who were all very grumpy about the fact that I wasn't interested in them, I ended up with quite tall, not skinny, not chubby girl. She was from Colombia, had huge fake breasts and quickly ordered a MXN 350 glass of 'Champagne'. Lacking the language skills for any meaningful conversation, she mentioned her name and started to stroke my crotch. Kept on puching for dances, but also offered that for MXN 3000 we could go to the hotel were there would be fukkie fukkie and sukkie sukkie (her words, not mine). After some discussion we agreed on a 3 song dance for 600 in one of the tiny private rooms. How we fitted in with the two of us is still a riddle to me, but it gave plenty opportunity to explore her more. Discovered a pretty offturning C-section scar, and bad boobjob. For the rest she was great, she laughed, helped my hands to move around where I thought i wasn't supposed to touch her and kept going for 3 songs. So i wazs happy with my first Mexican stripclub experience. However, it was expensive, I left with about 1200 MXN left than i came in and only stayed for 45 minutes or so. Guess I was kind of nerves being on the streets at night without speaking the language. Driver was waiting and he dropped me off at the hotel.

So if anyone has suggestions for a beginner in Mexico for a bit more laidback and less pushy English speaking club, I;m happy to take suggestions!