I visited on a recent weekday...

I visited on a recent weekday and found friendly service at the bar.

However, I was horrified by the sheer VOLUME of belly fat that jiggled on the single dancer on stage. I looked around at the few other patrons, mostly involved in their own conversations or staring at their seventh beer, and I couldn't believe people weren't throwing up in their mouth a little. I mean, c'mon! Really? There are some people that are simply not cut out for certain professions.

Darlin', I think you know who you are: please wear a cover-up and leave it at that. I'm sure you're plenty friendly and all, but leave the belly to my imagination.