This club defines the word "dump"....

This club defines the word "dump". You walk in after paying a $10 cover and immediately start choking from the dense cigarette smoke which is so thick that you can barely see the crummy stage. This is actually a good thing though because it obscures your view of the dancers who can be charitably described as fat and ugly.Conversely some are hideous and obese.Either way you lose. On the bright side you can bring your own alcohol in so maybe after getting totally shitfaced you can fantasize that you are in as better place. I guess that explains why all the patrons of this club looked zonked out. I lasted about 15 minutes in this hole before I staggered out into the parking lot. The first thing I did when I got home was to throw all my clothes in the washing machine and take a long shower to try to get the tobacco stench off of me. So if you are ever in South Jersey and want to have a good time at a strip club go to AC airport ,take a Spirit flight to Tampa and enjoy yourself.