You have to pay a cover,...

You have to pay a cover, no problem. You can bring your own beer, which I like because it won't be hella overpriced. If you sit at the bar you MUST tip the ladies, there are tables in the back where you can sit and enjoy the view for free. After the girls dance, they crawl the U shaped bar and take your tip.

There are a FEW, like less than 3 gorgeous women in this establishment. Most should be discount strippers (c-section scars, stretch marks, droopy skin) There are generally a few ladies who don't respect boundaries during a lap dance...

The place is small and the back area is open, you can see the girls getting ready, putting on lotion, shaving when you're sitting down at a table.