Déjà Vu Minneapolis
315 N Washington Ave Minneapolis, MN 55401

I stopped in here a few...

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thesamurai
Oct 24, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I stopped in here a few weeks ago, brought a business contact from overseas who wanted to experience "American" strip clubs. After jokingly suggesting we hop a quick flight to Detroit, I brought him here. Blah. Cover $9. Glass of soda, $9. I really hate juice bars. I like the nude part, just having to drink soda is irritating.

I've been here a bunch of times (though not for about a year), thats why I brought the dude with me here. Usually there are tons of very hot strippers and one can be entertained for a long time. Oh man not this night. Four girls working. There were two other customers there. And one left as soon as we walked in. I've nver seen the place so dead. We sat at the tiprail and threw some money on the stage and were rewarded by barely being acknowledged by the dancer. LOL. She scooped up the cash though. Next dancer looked wacked out on some drug. She also had some of the ugliest tats I have ever seen. I like ink. This chick made me not like ink. We moved from teh tip rail to a table to discuss possibly leaving, I had another club in mind. As we talked, the club did their lineup special thing. Four uninterested girls came out, twirled around the pole and then disappeared backstage. The Dj announced hey lucky fellas get 2 for 1's for the next songs just grab one of the lovely ladies you just saw on stage as they walk around. Uh, except not a single dancer came out to ask for dances. LOL..that was it. I grabbed my buddy and we left. I apologized to him as that is not how it normally is there, but he looked skeptical lol. I decided to drive across town to a suburban place that is fully nude and serves alcohol. Shoulda gone there in the first place.

If I could rate this place a zero I would, as that was just a shocking experience. Hopefully it was just an off night and not what this place has become in these economic times. I'll come back probably, but it might take another year.

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