I have been to the Parrot...

I have been to the Parrot several times lately. Its a nice new club. Girls are fairly attractive. Drinks are not outrageous. Music is pretty good and not to loud. Then why do I never seem to have a good time here. The place just has no vibe. It always seems flat and dead.

I like to sit at the bar when I go to a club. This bar is in the back, only has 4 chairs and usually the managers and bouncers are sitting there. So you have to sit at a table.

They also have really weird black lights that make everybodies teeth look green. Make beer look like puke yellow and show stains on any clothes. Just weird overall.