Possibly my shortest ever visit to...

Possibly my shortest ever visit to a strip club. I debated going to Sharky's, Mickey's or visiting a BP girl. Since the way I wander into Fayetteville causes my to pass Mickey's first, I decided to stop by.

Almost changed my mind because some guy was promising three other guys that he would break their kneecaps. Being of above average intelligence above the waist but below average below the waist, the little head lead me in.

As soon as I got to the bar I was accosted by Raynor. There was much confusion over who should sit where at the bar, so I suggested we just sit in the private dance area. If you know Raynor, you know she is not shy. Three other dances were going on so we drew the least desirable spot, but was as aggressive as she could be with no privacy.