This is the strip club I...

This is the strip club I visit most often, since I do a bit of travel out of the DTW airport nearby. Very consistent overall, but this afternoon there was a pretty small group of dancers. The one that sidled up to me at the bar managed to tell me all about her broke car, her kid, her boyfriend, her blah blah blah, before finally asking me if I wanted a dance. Kinda ruined the mood. Had a couple so-so dances and had to catch my plane. All in all, these girls should really realize we're not there for the conversation, eh? Still, I'll be back, since it has the nicest set-up of all the clubs in the area, so far as I know.