I stopped by here a few...

I stopped by here a few weeks back due to their local radio advertisements about the improvements to the club, and the free lunch buffet. First off, the Friday lunch buffet was awful. They had sliders on stale rolls and freezer burnt fries loaded with salt. And they were only making 3 or 4 miniburgers at a time, so you had to fight off the other hungry perverts to get your burger.

The new layout of the club is lost on me. Before there was a large bar with a long stage. Now the bar is off in the corner and the stage is tiny. The girls themselves were what you would expect from afternoon dancers. None came up to me or anything, but then again I did not stay for that long. I am sure the ladies at night are much better looking.

The thing that The Stripclub Formerly Known as Ervs has going for it is it's the only option left for a strip club in the immediate area. All the others closed down or are total dives.