Another mediocre evening at Hollywood Hardbodies....

Another mediocre evening at Hollywood Hardbodies. First, the bouncer is as unfriendly as you can get. He twisted and bent my ID and kept looking at the picture, then at me and that was after he made me wait 5 minutes while he counted money.

The girls are pretty grim and haven't gotten any better over the last couple years, but somehow the guys here keep throwing down the money. They only know two tricks: 1. put a dollar in the guy's mouth and rub your boobs in his face and 2. put a dollar in the guy's mouth and make him put it in your panty strap. They get old after a few times. After you have been to real strip clubs (where you can touch a girl and actually have friendly staff) you will never want to go back to Hardbodies. The only reason I went was because I was craving some boobies.

As for the logistics, nothing has changed. $5 cover to get in if you're over 21, I think it's $8 if you're under 21. Private no contact dances are $15 and not worth a penny of it. The girl undresses in front of you, then just stands there.