I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times before. On this particular Friday night, I arrived at about 10 pm and dancer quality spanned a wide range from porkers you wouldn't believe to thin super-model hotties. As the night went on, the customers significantly outnumbered the 15 dancers on hand making it difficult to get lap dances from the most popular dancers. Preferred seating for lap dances is on the bar stools at the side of the bar. In the back of the bar, it is well lit, all the pool players can see you, and there is usually at least one bouncer stationed back there. At the front of the bar, you are in plain view of the entire club. Also, sitting anywhere in the open club (including along the walls) is not a good place because the club is square and open and you are in plain view of everyone.

To the best I could ascertain, table dances are $5, lap dances are $10, and VIP booth lap dances are $45 to the house plus $10 per song. Prices are negotiable. Some dancers will do the $10 lap dances for $5 nude with very high contact. However, watch out for rip offs, especially in the VIP. It is not uncommon for a dancer to promise you something in the VIP and not deliver. The VIP in this club is high risk/high pay-off. Expect to either get ripped off or have a dancer deliver on her promise for a cheap price.

Dancer performance this night was variable across the board. Porkers tended to be more permissive with extras in order to compete with the hotties. Many of the dancers, especially the good looking ones, only gave air dances and seemed content with mediocrity. Of the 15 dancers, about 10 porkers and air dancers were generally ignored by the crowd while the other 5 high performers were bombarded with requests for lap dances. I was actually turned down for lap dances from two of these high performers simply because they were getting too much business this night. There were lots of empty laps sitting all over the place with money going unspent.