Tiny club, at least to a...

Tiny club, at least to a girl from Texas. The stage is pit-like, and the pole is so short and so close to the back of the stage that there isn't much they can do with it. The girls all looked bored out of their minds on stage and weren't getting tipped there, either.

It's a pretty hard wanna-dance hustle. The talent is OK, not stellar, but no serious dogs. A little of everything, though it didn't look like too many girls were here; maybe 10? I had a dance from a voluptuous black girl who smooshed her natural D's right in my face and ground away. She was charming and fun, and immediately started in on the VIP hustle. "It's a lot of fun, $300 for a half hour. We can get really naughty." I declined, but was pleased to be hustled just like a guy. Had I the money to blow, I probably would have done it. My date had a dance from a promising young brunette with several tattoos, but it was one of those "I won't even bother to take my top all the way off" dances, where she turns around, commences grinding, and that's it. Didn't even crack a smile.

The club is nude on stage and in the VIP room, hence you pay $8 for your non-alcoholic beverages of choice. The lap dances in the main area are topless and heavy one-way contact by the dancer; patrons are expected to keep their hands at their sides. Oh, and I was pleased to see that some of the girls had what passes for a bush these days, that being more than one square inch of hair left unshaved.