I went to this club with...

I went to this club with a group of eight guys on a Friday night. One of the group had a strip club addict friend that told him that this would be the best club to hit in the Denver metro area. By the time we got there around 11pm, the parking lot was packed. There was a line out the door. Cover was $15, pretty steep. Eventually we all got inside, it was standing room only. It was hard to move around without bumping into someone. This club is nude but does not serve liquor. As a result, you just need to be 18 to get in. There were lots of young white males dressed in urban fashion, aka wiggers. The clientele looked like a smattering of trailer park trash and biker wannabes, very low class. Drink options were nonalcoholic beer, root beer in glass bottles, soda, and nonalcoholic wines. They even had a neon sign for O'Doul's, how lame. The tables and chairs here looked like they were bought from a defunct bingo hall. There were five different stages.

The dancers were average with some that were downright ugly. Generally, better looking women don't have to work at nude clubs because they can bank at topless clubs. Women that are in the 5-7 range, like at this establishment, need to show their pussy to compete with 8-10’s at topless clubs. At one point I gently grazed a dancer’s ass while she was dancing on stage and she freaked out on me, knocking my arm away. I am not sure if the girl’s determine the contact level or the club does, but it seemed that the dancers could touch you, but you couldn’t touch them. Dances were $30, but it seemed many girls were asking for $40. You have to pay an additional $10 for a bracelet that gives you access to the private dance area. So you are basically paying $25 out of your wallet before you even get a girl on your lap. This is the typical nickel-and-diming scheme all of the VCG Holdings clubs seem to employ. I witnessed one of the craziest things I have ever seen in a strip club on my visit: About a hundred guys were watching a dancer spank a guy on a large circular stage surrounded by lounge seating. The dancer then proceeded to grab his underwear, give him a wedgie, and rip his underwear off of him while his shorts were still on. I am not sure whether this was a bachelor party thing or just a display of customer humiliation.

This place was a disappointment. We left within a half hour and went to LoDo to drink alcoholic beverages and flirt with better looking women. Denver is not much of a party town; the bars close early at 2am.