Visited Play House on the first...

Visited Play House on the first night of my annual fall golf trip. Club is kind of a hole-in-the-wall. Mostly locals here. Beers are cheap, which is good. Talent at this club is sad. Mostly older, washed up dancers that haven't figured out it was time to hang it up years prior. Case in point: my buddy got a lap dance from some blonde that he remembered seeing there over 10 years ago on a business trip. She was at least 40 pounds heavier than he remembered from back then.

While the talent was lacking, we did have some laughs here. One of the dancers described her signature move: The Catcher's Mitt. This would be where she cups her hands together with a napkin and catches what a guy "throws" at her. Something tells me she's received her fair amount of wild pitches throughout the years.

I can't speak to the quality of the VIP as I did't find anyone there to be VIP-worthy.