I went into dis bitch tues...

I went into dis bitch tues night, tryin to chill and drink my heinken when i was approached by one of three girls dancing. There was a cute lit blonde shortie sittin at the end of da bar named barbie, but she didnt say shit. Instead I was approached by some "thing" i swear I've seen on nebreska before who intoduced herself as "candice". She was tryin to whisper what she could do to me in da vip area for 50 dollas which I woulda been down as fuck w if it was da little blonde shortie but i aint no homo. If i was into dudes or liked da smell of fish...it might of been alright...da only person who spoke to me da whole night was da transvisite lookin hooker and sum fat dude named bill ..i guess he was da manager or sum shit..