DO NOT GO HERE UNLESS YOU...

DO NOT GO HERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE IN A SAUSAGE FEST --- My boyfriend and I were recommended this all-nude strip club by a taxi driver. Honestly, I think he just wanted the full $13 because it was no where near pacific avenue and all the casinos. We waited on line to walk in after buying a cheap bottle of wine next door. It didn't take that long but it was pricey to get in. Once we got in, we sat in the only seats available and but got kicked out because it was "VIP". No biggie, one of the girls working there found us a spot to lounge. The place is nice but small in comparison to nice NYC strip clubs (only one big stage). There were three girls on stage - fully nude. One was fat (you could see all the heftiness on her body, it was pretty disgusting. The other two didn't have nice bodies or nice faces. The place was PACKED with guys - no couples and only 5 dancers that I saw. The dancers were fat and ugly and there was barely anyone there! No one to even walk around and give lap dances. Complete sausage fest with 5 (TOTAL) ugly dancers. Waste of time and money. When we went to leave, we were harassed by the bouncer because we needed a cab. WORST strip club I've ever been to - I even went to a hole-in-the-wall go-go bar. At least THOSE girls at the go-go bar were hot.