After spending a few days at...

After spending a few days at the land of the Mouse with the family and being surrounded by tons of breasts in tanks tops, I figured I needed to release some tension. The Bird is only about half a mile north and half a mile east of the D-Park.

I arrive, paid my $20 to get in and a glass of water. The club is set-up in a "U" shape with an empty stage in the middle. Several songs play and no one dances. All the dances are sitting with guys on the sides or private dancing. Finally a little hottie comes and sits down. We talk for a while and then she says she has to go on stage. She is the first dancer up on stage since I have been there. She says that I need to move up to watch her and then we would proceed to the VIP area.

Before I can move another dancer sits down. 20 seconds later the drink lady shows up and asks if I would like to buy her a drink. Being the sucker, I do. She gives me the "Bird handshake" We talk for a bit and when the drink arrives, I tell her I was going to find the other dancer, who was no longer on the stage. She says she understands and leaves. I watch her take the glass straight to the bar. Never drank, never really touched it.