The Millstream Inn is a little...

The Millstream Inn is a little place off the beaten path in Woodlawn. Upon finding myself with a rare unoccupied Friday night, I figured I'd try it out. Be warned, this place can be hard to find even with a GPS, and you'll definitely want to hit the ATM on the way there because I had to drive a few miles down the road to find a 7-11 where I could get money out. The interior of the club is actually very nice, upon coming in there is a main stage to your left and a small stage to your right, and straight forward is the main bar which reaches back across the wall, opposite the main stage. Behind the side stage there is some extra seating area, I guess for VIP seating or whatever. Past the main stage and bar to your left is another little bar area, there's TVs with sports on but you can't really see the stage, and also the lapdance area is back that way. The club seemed pretty clean, I felt reasonably safe walking in alone (Not like the strip in Baltimore), and the bar service was good with reasonable prices (I think it was around $2 for a miller?). Can't remember details on cover right now, sorry. The music was loud but not deafening, you could actually talk to people if you needed to. Overall good club atmosphere.

Now the girls are in fact quite nice, I saw a variety of girls, but mostly slender or slightly voluptuous, no real whales or uggos. They were very attentive and receptive to tipping while dancing on stage, and my $1 always bought me a little special attention. Only problem with this is that Millstream is a topless-only place, meaning the bottoms stay on. Most girls rocked the G-string, I didn't really mind as it was still arousing, but I don't see the point in making them keep it on either. After dropping a few I decided to ask a particularly outgoing woman to take me to the lap dance room. I believe we settled on $20 a song, again I can't really remember specifics on the dollar amount. The regular lap dance room is a few couches spread about the room, so you're secluded from the rest of the club but still in there with everyone else getting a lapdance. While her dancing skills were great, grinding with the hips as well as blowing into my ear and getting her feet involved (not my fetish/request but the way she did it was hot), it seems they have a serious no-touch policy for us as she put my hands to my side at the start and a cursory glance showed that everyone else in the room was basically sitting on their hands. Ultimately it was worth the money, but between the extreme hands-off approach and the fact that the bottoms stay on, you can probably do better somewhere else. I gave it a 6 for monetary value, but honestly most of that is because of the enthusiasm of my individual dancer... If I had a less enthusiastic woman I'd imagine that number would plummet quickly

I can't comment on the champagne room since I didn't go in, but intuitively I'd guess that it isn't all that wild in there, maybe a little touchy but nothing that isn't the norm on the baltimore strip