Called ahead to see if the...

Called ahead to see if the dancers were topless; was told they were. This was a lie.

Arrived with a bachelor party in tow (no pre-arranged group), and after the wand and scanner we were in. Sat on one end of the runway. Decent smattering of girls (few blonds, few darker haired), but only one girl that wasn't bone thin. Short songs, though the two-for-one dances at $25 would have been acceptable if the girls were nude.

Let me repeat that. At no time did we ever see a dancer topless or full nude, regardless of what we were told. Only one girl approached us, though she was the best looking in the place that we saw. Her attitude, however, was more "pay me to dance" than "let me show you a good time". After an $8 shot, and quite a few uninterested dancers on the stage, we left. Barely stayed an hour.