Horrible! I have to say this...

Horrible! I have to say this was my first experience with any kind of lapdance, so maybe my experience is typical, but it was pretty horrendous as far as any sensual, relaxing experience. There were about six girls working on a Saturday night, 3 blondes, 3 brunettes. I chose the cutest brunette, "Jolee". She was young, about 20, thin, petite, pretty, great body. I also thought since she was young, maybe she wouldn't be so hard. Boy, was I wrong. She was so cute I paid $75 for 30 minutes. She then told me $300 for fuck and suck for ten minutes! Every sex act was based on a ten minute interval. I paid $100 for a BJ on a vinyl couch. I was told what position I had to sit in. I was not allowed to lay down, and had to sit. About five minutes into the BJ a buzzer rang. Two minutes after that Jolee asked me if I was going to be able to cum. At this point, based on the uncomfortable position and the ten minute, now two minute, deadline looming over me, I knew I could not. She then explained that even though I had paid for thirty minutes, she was not staying with me for thirty minutes. Again, she said this was because it was based on a ten minutes sex act. Besides this, she wasn't very good at giving head at all. She had no real technique except for making noises like she was all excited to be sucking my dick. A fool and his money are soon parted, and I parted with $175 for a seven or eight minutes blowjob by someone who could care less about me. I am a good looking, clean, in shape guy too, muscular, work out, etc. and women close to my age (50) usually find me very attractive. I know this girl wasn't close to my age, but she had no real interest in penis at all. She is in the wrong line of work. I'll never go back here. Came home and jerked off to phone sex with my GF. It was free and ten times better!