Lalamido Night Club
Świętej Katarzyny 4, 33-332 Kraków, Poland

I got to Lalamido fully aware...

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ergos
Sep 17, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I got to Lalamido fully aware of it being a brothel but what I did not know is that there are no dancing. Got there really early. No cover entry fee, 20 zloty for a beer. OK.

I had a beer while I waited for the girls to arrive. The one manager girl (nice english speaking) told me about the conditions (one hour 200) and said that girls would be there at about 10pm. True. They got one by one into the club street-dressed and changed suits there. At about 10.10pm I asked the manager if the place was working and operational because there were no costumers and girls were just sitting down watching tv. So, no dance? -No, no dance. There is only girl that can dance. _ Do you think she could dance now? - Sure, I will tell her to come so you can meet her. -ok. A gorgeous girl comes in, not saying hi, no smiling and she is told to dance. So she leaves and changes clothes (???); when she gets back dressed in a way that maybe she considered sexy she dances and starts approaching me but as the music ends (one song), she stops moving and just left me there. No talk, no goodbye, no smile, no sign, no nothing. At that time, I was really wondering were I was. It is as girls did not have any interest at all in making money. When I leave the place the manager is outside smoking and we talk about it. -Well, she said, in here girls do not make any effort to get costumers because polish guys just come in and choose whoever they want. - OK, I understand that but How do they first know the girls? - Well, they know if they want blonde, skinny, fat or tanned body. They just know. -OK, I might be back at some other time and left.

 

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