Maybe the worst gentlemen’s club in...

Maybe the worst gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas. Apparently they have an age limit on who can work there. No one under the age of 40. It also seems to be the most expensive gentlemen’s club to get a lap dance in Las Vegas. It must be a tourist trap. It is certainly not a club the locates would go regularly. I would think it is in a great location on Fremont Street in the middle of the casinos and hotels so you don’t have to drive there but it has the worst looking dancers in Las Vegas. It is free admission with a two drink minimum.

I am 56 years old but the doorman checked my id anyway for some reason, weird. The doorman said a girl’s name and a hostess or waitress came up and said sarcastically thanks a lot to the doorman. I was alone is all I can figure why she said that. The hostess or waitress said do you want to sit at the stage? I saw a fat, middle age, unattractive women with flabby breasts dancing on the stage so I said I will sit at the bar. I did not want that dancer sticking her flabby breasts in my face and asking for tips. I went to sit at the bar and a dancer said I couldn’t sit there because that is where the dancers sit so I moved to the other end of the bar. I ordered two Bud Lights which costed $18.50 The sign out front said they had 30 dancers which I did not see and it looked like maybe they had 20 customers. A couple of unattractive dancers came up to me and asked if I wanted a lap dance. I said I just got there and wanted to look around and said no. Another dancer can up to me and said she wanted to talk to me in a booth. I saw a booth across from the stage so I thought that was where we were going. Instead she tried to take me to the other side of the club against the far wall way away from the stage. I said I don’t want to sit away from the stage. She walked off in a huff. Another dancer tried to take me to the other side of the club to a booth away from the stage. I said no. She said the dancers can only sit at certain places. I said no and she walked off in a huff. I was looking around for someone that look cute but none of the dancers were cute. Maybe one waitress was cute but I was dropping my standards real fast. Some of the dancers would walk by me but I would look away and not make eye contact with them. A dancer sat to my right and asked me if her cigarette smoking bother me. I said no and turned away from her. A another dancer came over and sat to my left. I talked to her. She said she charged $35 a lap dance. She also said each dancer charges differently. She said they open at 1PM and close at 5am on Friday and Saturday nights. She also said the latest dancers come in is 1am. I thought maybe I need to check this place out after midnight. It was about 9:30pm Friday night when I was there. She said she comes in from San Francisco to dance there on weekends. They dance 3 songs on stage. I waited for the dancer that was on stage when I came in to get off stage which seem longer than 3 songs. The DJ kept calling girls names to go on stage to replace the dancer but no one came and the dancer stood by the stairs looking around and calling to the DJ for another dancer. Finally the first dancer that wanted to give me a lap dance went on stage. She took off her top and she had awful fake looking breasts. I was bored and I left. I feel sorry for the guys that have hotel rooms on Fremont Street and think this is Las Vegas. This would be a bad experience for them.