Wow...I came to this site to...

Wow...I came to this site to find a good strip club and much to my suprise I see this place at the top of the list. I stopped by Big Louie's on Labor Day weekend 2003 on my way to Lake of The Ozarks, MO. I have been to several strip clubs and this is nowhere near the top of my personal list let alone THE BEST IN THE COUNTRY. The first downside is that you cannot drink alcohol inside the club according to Missouri State Law. This is good if you are under 21 I suppose because you can drink your own beer in the parking lot and not get hasseled, but if you want a beer you have to get up and walk outside to drink it. The second downfall is that the place is next to a local military base and is filled with 18-19 year old military jack offs who think that they are God's gift to women. They can easily be recognized by their shaved heads and wife beater tank tops with their dog-tags hanging out of their shirts. The third drawback is that the girls are just not that hot. Yeah there was one or two good looking girls but there were a few that made me wonder if I had somehow mistakingly stumbled into a transexual club. Fourthly the girls come sit at your table REGARDLESS OF IF YOU ASK THEM NOT TO. We had two girls sit at me and my friend's table for over an hour a piece. They were not attractive and kept asking us if we wanted a lap dance after we repeatadly told them no and asked them to leave our table. Then they had the audacity to ask us for money for sitting with us because,"They could have been making money while instead they wasted their time listening to our conversations." I did end up getting a lap dance from one of the girls(not the one's who sat with us). It lasted approximatly 2 minutes and the entire time the girl kept squeezing and twisting my penis through my pants after I asked her not to because it hurt. Once she finally hit me in the balls with her shoe and I cried out in pain she said, "Yeah scream for me bitch! You like it don't you?" Now if some of you are into the bondage type of deal you may enjoy this but I found it disturbing and horribly painful. All in all Big Louie's was a forgettable strip club outing.

The Vitals:Entrance age 18

No alcohol in the building

Expensive dances

Next door to sex shop