I came in on both a...

I came in on both a Sunday and a Monday night. I know that if you hit the right girl at Diva's almost anything goes. Unfortunately, both nights were Dead Dead Dead. No one was there and almost no one working. On Sunday I did get a set of dances from a new girl on her first night. I knew they would suck, but the bouncer approached me while she was gone and offered to refund my house fee, give me a beer, and give me two porn DVD's if I would take her back. 3 for 50 nude turned into 3 for 35 plus some booty (but not the best kind of booty). I even had to convince her to take off her bottoms for the nude dances. They weren't air dances, but pretty damn close. She was shaking the whole time. I didn't have the heart to tell her that she chose the second dirtiest club in town to start her career. I am curious to see if she fits in by my next visit if the club is still open. Business will have to pick up if they don't want to go under.