Hollywood was first on tonight's agenda,...

Hollywood was first on tonight's agenda, just to check out the reported high quality of the dancers. The reports are correct. Dancer quality was quite good, lots of 7's some 8's and the occasional 9. Sorry but due to my own prejudice I downgrade based on the amount of ink a girl is wearing. Again, sorry, not my thing, just not sexy to me. The crowd was pretty good, a lot less crowded than I had anticipated for a Saturday night around midnight, but that worked out well for me as it was always easy to find a seat at any stage to appreciate and grope the dancers if they wanted me to. (most did) I was impressed with the variety and quality of the girls and most did a very nice job on stage. I was not impressed at the amount of them that chose not to get completely nude. That just kind of chapped my ass, but oh well, the groping made up for it mostly.

The real high point was that in the back room stage, there were 4 middle aged married couples (40's to 50's) sitting together along the far wall and the women were HOT!! They were groping each other, the dancers, getting naked on and off stage, performing nice semi lesbian shows and not caring if the rest of us horndogs were watching. Their husbands were having the time of their lives, encouraging the wives to grope, fondle, kiss and lick each other and tip and partake with the dancers. I was sure wanting to know how to join their club, but I don't have a great looking wife who enjoys playing kissie face, sucky tits and licky snatch with her friends. SHIT... where do you find them???!!! Did I mention the wives were smokin' hot!!?? The hubbies looked normal. Not movie star quality guys, but just average middle age guys. I was truly impressed and consider myself very lucky to be on the edge of their party for about an hour.

Here's the pisser. An overinked dancer was upset about their carrying ons and summoned either the bouncer or manager or whatever and he said something to the couples. The ladies got dressed and they left. Now that chaps my ass too. What fucking business is it of hers to ruin their fun and my entertainment. We do not get that kind of stuff out here in suburban MO, well at least I don't know of any. Total costs: 19bux for cover, beer and tip. About 20 to 30 for stage tips. I wasn't planning on lap dances tonight so I didn't get any. They cost $25 in the private dance area. I can't report on the comfort or cleanliness of those areas.