The girls here are not as...

The girls here are not as 'top quality' as everyone seems to suggest they are. I've seen many of them in the dressing room, and let's just say there's a very good reason they keep Spearmint Rhino so dark. I came here as a dancer and have very mixed feelings based on my first night.

First of all, there is an $80 stage fee for a woman to work there. That might explain why their caliber of woman is not the best; they are making $80 from a dancer just having her around, plus however many drinks her and her customers get.

Secondly, they give you a brief run-through of all the rooms/rules and then leave you to it. It's a very intimidating environment and not all the doormen responded nicely if I dared asked for clarification. Their champagne room fee is $200 per half hour for the dancer and $400 per hour, plus the cost of drinks. A bottle of champagne late on a Friday night is $400. So it didn't surprise me when I tried to seduce many a men to the champagne room that they went along with it until it came down to brass tax. The brass tax being $800.