If I would rate this club...

If I would rate this club based on my first 10 minutes, it would be a 'never go!' Good thing I stayed. It got MUCH better.

Let me start with it was a late Tuesday night. Yeah, I know ‘Tuesday.’ I’m on a road trip & this is the only night I could go. I chose this club because it advertises as the only all-nude club in Albuquerque.

The club looked closed when I arrived about midnight. You have to go all the way around to the back and enter through the adult store entrance. The bouncer wasn’t at his post so I walked in to the counter. He appeared from around the corner and barked that he has to wand me. Then he rambles off a bunch of house rules to me. The only ones I caught were no smoking & don’t touch the girls.