It's been a long time since...

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I check out HBs regularly as I'm too lazy to head further south or west. Plus it's the only club I know open on a Saturday afternoon. Saturday afternoons are like maybe 6-7 girls. Quality…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Did a late night trip. There's some sort of seated VIP area by the back private dance rooms but didn't get a pricing. A little lame it would have the same chairs as they use…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I frequent this club on a regular enough basis. I sort of judge their talent on what the Saturday afternoon talent is like. Just a quick reminder, any thing that isn't booze is free until…

After winning some money at the casino, my friend decided he wanted to celebrate by seeing some strippers. Since I didn’t want to drive he said I could ride with him and he’d drop me…

Showed up around 10:30 and it was DEAD. I think only 4 girls working with twice or thrice the amount of guys. With basically no one there some decent looking petite but not too tiny…

Free parking in front of the club. Parking lot was crowded for the 10$ Mondays, but there were couple of free spots Paid entrance at reception ( don’t recollect the exact amount but I think it…

I went to Industrial Strip on a Thursday evening. I arrived at 7:30, so I expected it to be slow, but it was slower than I expected. There were only four dancers there and none…