I have been all over the...

I have been all over the US in almost every state I have been to a strip club, but I had never had the pleasure of going into a Vegas strip club until this last trip.

I arrived a little after 1am, taking a cab and paying the meter and then paying the $30 club fee, I walked into the place. It was hoping, there were no seats near the stage or on the side. There were a ton of tables marked 'Reserve VIP' and you would think that the staff on hand would notice this and maybe open some of those tables up, but nope, so I took a seat in the very back.

After about 10 minutes a nice girl came up to me and we started to chat and one thing lead to another and I headed back to the VIP room. Christine's dances were fine, but not what I was really looking for. I mean this is Vegas, so I left after the $100 for 4 dances and walked back to my seat in the back of the house near the bar.