I was in last Thursday night....

I was in last Thursday night. The weather was not too good, so lighter than normal crowd. I waited a long time before I saw anything worth spending money on. Her name was Charity, with a cute ass, C cups and lots of blond hair. I desperately caught her attention and took her back to the VIP section. We negotiated on $30 dances. She immediately got as topless as she could get and I got a mouthful. There was no hands below the waist for her or me however, but I had a really fun time and will see her again. She was also very honest and didn't inflate the number of dances I had.

Subtract 1 for no alcohol and another for no completely topless dances.