I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in awhile and I heard some of the dancer from YS were working there. Well I heard wrong I've never seen a club so empty on a Friday a 11pm I was the only one in there. I see a few hot girls but I get pounced on by this old lady who looks like she if from that show Mama's Family with a blonde wig. I thought I was at one of those Halloween Spirt stores by her outfit. She tell me she is a dominatrix for 25 years and goes on and on. I see the other girls watching my reactions. She finally gets the hint and another one shows up and she could loose 40 pounds. There were a few girls who were hot but not the ones who were talking to me. I cut my losses and ran out of there.