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I don’t know what I can tell you that hasn’t already been said. Do you like beautiful women of assorted ethnic origins with perfectly manicured vaginas? You are in the right place. The girls are really attractive and there are a lot of them. A lot have more education than you might expect and some have a really good sense of humor. Bring money and you’ll have fun, but don’t plan to sit in the back couch and watch from a distance. The girls are there to make money and you should plan to assist them to that end.

The club is small, there is no “bar”, and the $20 cover is just the cost of doing business. Alcohol is technically not permitted, but if you discretely bring it in and order a coke from the “bar”, you can get away with it. Always tip your server and don’t be a jerk.

The girls will ask you for lap dances, which are priced at the dancers discretion, $20-30. Some are pushy about it, but always be polite if refusing. There is no touching between the legs, sucking, licking, etc. It’s a pretty good dance, but I’ve been to other places where you’re allowed to be “friendlier.” There are no “extras.”