Ok, this is one club where...

Ok, this is one club where the reviews actually don't tell the real story. I'll attempt to as much as I can so you can make an informed decision. I walk in around 9pm and there is only one other patron there. He is about 70 years old and can't hear at all and probably missing teeth as u can't understand him. The club set up is quite small and you get to it by walking through a porn shop. It's also next to club 22 so you have options when this does not blow your mind. You pay 10 up front and then you can go in.

First off, not only do they not serve any alcohol, you can only get drinks via an awkward looking vending machine in the back. So I got my diet Pepsi and sat down to the weird old guy at the tip rail. Dancers do go full nude and range from above average to fuggly. The hottest one, Dakota, does not dance on stage and just sits in a chair out in the open and dicks on her phone.

Dancers: 5 on shift and consist of 4 white and one Asian. I never got a good look at the asian, but the rest all had stretchmarks, I mean big time. Tip rail is generally not worth your while but when you are one of 2 guys, you feel obligated. Kindest girl was a bigger girl but fingered herself on stage which actually turned me on in some way. One was a brunette with tattoos everywhere which was just awkward to watch. You could tell she felt weird too.