Came here on Wednesday. Was...

Came here on Wednesday. Was a little concerned as a patrol car had parked in the lot east of the club, watching the comings and goings of the patrons. There seemed to be a large number of boys in blue on patrol. Drove by once, on the way back he was gone so I stopped.

Cover was $5, free parking, drinks were $6.50 for a coke. Dancers ranged from scary anorexic (I mean scary. She did this thing where she climbed across the lateral pole near the ceiling. Not so much climbed as scurried like a demonically possessed witch) to overweight with breast reduction surgery scars going up and down her breasts. (I'd have still gotten a dance from her though. Cute face)

Sat around, drank some overpriced cokes and seeing nothing higher than a six, chose a relatively good looking blond who was thin and had small breasts to take me into the "vip" area. Mileage was good. Had a good covered conversation up there for $100, 4 dances included.

May God have mercy on my soul.