A friend and I decided to...

A friend and I decided to try the Golden Horseshoe. He and I have hit many a strip club together (and separate) around the world, including the highly rated Sundowners in Niagara Falls, Canada and clubs in England and PR.

We entered the club ($5 to get in.) The club looked like something out of a country/western video and was loudly playing BOTH kinds of music, country AND western. The walls had that country wood look and the chairs where uncomfortable. No dancers where on the stage and we were the only people in the club. We purchased drinks (since we had paid to get in, might as well stay for a drink) at around $5 bucks each.

After that, they told us to have a seat at the stage and the dancer came out - she was a plus size dancer, probably size 16 or 18, not hot at all. They changed the music to more strip club music and the girl started to dance. She took off her clothes and she was bruised all over her tits and ass. Her pussy was gaping hole that you could almost see down to her cervix. Her asshole was was open as well and she looked like she had been pounded over and over in both holes just before her shift. She offer the LD and VIP, which we both quickly said "no thanks".