The absolute worst club I've ever...

The absolute worst club I've ever been in. Few girls, none particularly attractive. One ok looking girl came up and pitched a $300 special dance, but also offered a topless ld for $25 and a nude one for $35. Tried her out for a single dance to see how she did. She didn't take her panties off til 80% of the way through the song, and then was on the bench across from me, so no contact at all.

She didn't even get me excited, and then actually asked if she had satisfied me.

Bottom line - get porn in your hotel room, it's a better deal all around.