My first review of any strip...

My first review of any strip club, I'll be reviewing clubs as a couple, currently me and the hubby are addicted to strip clubs, and we plan on visiting all the nude clubs we can. Me & the SO went here. We wanted to go here because of better reviews from all the all-nude clubs in Vegas. When we came Saturday night around 9pm limo picked us up from Venetian hotel, had a little trouble with communicating with the driver, but he made it up by being nice enough to take a picture of us while in the limo bus, it was free but we tipped the driver $10. Driver led us in the club, no lines, guy in front convinced us to get the couple's VIP package for $75 (VIP couch, hookah and two drinks included) , we accepted and this was a big mistake I think. Host showed us to our own couch on the side of the club, our waitress, very nice, explained to us how everything works and we loved her. Tipped her generously. We cOuld barely see the stage from our couch. There was a great variety of dancers, from thin to thick, pretty to somewhat pretty in black light. It was okay in the beginning watching the dances, no stripping involved, dancers came out on a bikini, go backstage dance in bikini, go bakcstage, dance nude. We got our drinks and hookah, nothing special. Hours passed and not even one stripper approached us for a lapdance, we were getting frustrated. Finally a thick dancer approached us but we politely said no, she was pretty persistent and hanged out for a little bit but she eventually gave up. Another hour passed and a thicker dancer approached us, again we politely said no and she moved on. We've been in the club for 4 hours already And still no lapdance purchased because nobody approached us. The dancers would just pass our booth and turn their heads on us.. We were getting frustrated. Eventually, a dancer with fake boobs approached us, sexiest from all the 3 and because we were so eager to get a dance we agreed before she can even say lapdance! The dancer brought the hubby to a red lit back room where he received 1 1/2 song lap dance topless only, we were out $60! Some contact with hands to knockers, placed by dancer herself. Went back to hotel, no more limo service, took taxi home, no wait. A little disappointed because we got ignored, felt left out and we were actually willing to throw away a lot of money for dances. Ended saving our money and using it the next day. This club us truly not couple friendly so if you're a couple avoid this club at all cost.