This review covers 2 visits. 1st...

This review covers 2 visits. 1st visit: July 23rd on a Saturday night I believe. At night there's mandatory valet parking for $10, and a $10 cover. I was wearing my Patriots cap, so I had a light-hearted argument with the Steelers-loving bouncer on the way in. That aside, me and a buddy (who was visiting for the 1st time) walked in... and I think I heard his jaw drop.

The place was packed as usual on late saturday night. We went to the bar, and got a couple of $7 dollar beers, then looked at the many options dancing all over the club; On the stage, by the bar, by the stairs, and on the wall...EVERYWHERE.

We found some high chairs along the wall, and started getting dances. In short, I had some good dances, and he seemed to be getting along with this spinner. But, then I found this amazingly beautiful MILF named Alaysia from Arizona, I mean her face and smile were close to perfect, if not perfect. She had a large set of faux-tits, that I couldn't stop playing with...then she made the promise..."You can have whatever you want in the VIP". I was hooked, she charged me 200, which I thought was extra for extra...WRONG! She gave me a lazy ass dance, and brushed off my advances.